I Have Joined the Snuggie Cult! — October 24, 2009

(Tim, I apologize to you in advance….)

My Snuggie has taken over my life!  I am so in love with this thing.  Really, I had no idea it would be as useful as what it is.  hehehe!  CVS is selling them like crazy, so I am sure they are flying off the shelves everywhere else too.  It makes me smile because I spent all last year laughing my head off at the commercials, and then at some point, the Snuggie invaded my brain and it started sounding like a good idea…. 

I bought mine a few weeks ago at CVS.  Since then, I’ve been recommending them to everyone who stops to even look at the display.  One lady bought one last week for her Halloween costume!  Ha, I just love that.  She says she teaches here in Marshall and she’s going to wear that to school on Friday.  She says her students just crack up at even the idea!  I told her that she’s going to really get addicted to it.  She laughed like she didn’t believe me, but just wait.  I will ask her about it the next time I see her, and I know what her answer is going to be. 

Here’s how you know the level of the cult infiltration:  I even dreamed about my Snuggie last night!  I dreamed that I was getting ready to go to work and was just about the head out the door.  David was walking behind me to see me out.  I opened the door, and right there in the yard was a small white tiger and an alligator!  I was scared!  I let David see them and said, “How am I going to get to the car?!  One of them will get me!”  He responded that the tiger and the alligator were probably more interested in attacking each other than they were in attacking me, so not to worry. 

I got up the nerve and started out the door, determined to make a run for it.  The alligator saw me and started towards me.  I was scared!  David ran back into the house to get something to fight off the alligator.  He came out and I looked back to see that he had stuffed my Snuggie into the alligator’s mouth!  Now I was outraged:

“Why did you give the alligator MY Snuggie!” 

“I had to do something to get him away from you!” he yelled back. 

I got to the car and turned back to see the alligator chomping away on my Camel “Designer Series” Snuggie.  I could even see a sleeve hanging out from between its teeth. 

So, my Snuggie has saved my life!  Can you say the same about your favorite blanket?